MY NEW LETTER: "Sidelined by a visit to the ICU, I could use your help" - Please read & Share!
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Friends,
Thank you to all who have written to
me about my stay this past week in the intensive care unit. Unfortunately, as
you may have heard, I came down with pneumonia. Truth be told, it was pretty
serious, and other complications arose. But then, five days later, I was still
alive — thanks to a combination of Directors Guild insurance, two I-V drips of
alleged legal drugs, and a hospital TV that only got FOX News. I was released
on my own recognizance, which I tried to explain may not be the best idea. I am
now at home resting and binging on the Real Housewives of The Walking Dead. All
my appearances this week and last week supporting the release of my brand new
movie, “Where To Invade Next” (Conan, Bill Maher, Charlie Rose, NPR, etc.),
plus a special primary eve screening tonight in New Hampshire, were and are
cancelled.
Needless to say, I’m pretty
devastated. This film means a lot to me. To be sidelined – I can’t fly, I can’t
travel, I can’t leave the house – in this, the most important week before it
comes out… well, you can imagine what I’m going through. Trying to get back to
just breathing is enough of a burden. To think that my film
may now not reach the audience I made it for, let’s just say that doesn’t help
the healing process.
Many of you have asked if there’s
anything you can do to help me. I have thought about it – and, yes, actually,
there is something you could do to help me.
I need you to be part of a quickly
cobbled-together “army” of grassroots “ambassadors” who can do the work I was
going to do this week to let people know abut the movie and convince as many as
possible to go see it. I realize you haven’t seen “Where To Invade Next”, so
I’m asking you to do this based upon my past work and your hope that I’ve made
a compelling film that might affect change in this country, that will inspire
people to think about things in a different way. I believe that’s exactly what
I’ve done, and many who’ve seen it agree (LINK). I
also believe this movie can have a huge impact on the elections this year. It’s
won a bunch of film festival prizes, it’s made the Oscars shortlist, and some
have called it my best film ever. Possibly, just possibly.
But forget all that. Here’s what I
will tell you: You are going to be seriously f***ed up by this film. It’s unlike
anything I’ve ever done. It will truly make your head spin for two hours while
you “laugh AND cry — in the same exact moment,” as an
audience member said to the cameras on the way out of the movie’s premiere.
Last week, laying in the hospital, I
watched one Presidential candidate attack the candidate from Vermont for his
ideas being “unrealistic,” “pie in the sky,” and “ideas that sound good on
paper, but aren’t going to happen.” The truth is, all these great “ideas” –
free universal health care, free university, free day care, taxing and policing
hedge fund millionaires – have already happened
in nearly every other industrialized country in the world! And I have the
evidence – and the film — to prove it! Throughout “Where To Invade Next”, I
invade a whole bunch of nefarious countries, from Slovenia to Germany to France
to Norway, and pry loose from them the tools they’ve been using to make their
countries happy, shiny places. My goal: to show millions of Americans what
these countries have been hiding from us so we can catch up and be #1
again!Remember “WE’RE #1!!”?
Don’t you miss being #1 and waving those big
foam #1 fingers at patriotic rallies? In my invasions, I don’t use any weapons,
and no one gets droned. I show how to actually make all universities free (and
great); how to give all workers five to eight weeks PAID vacation (which
increases productivity and betters the economy); how simple and easy it is to
give mothers (or fathers) up to a year of PAID maternity leave
(which in turn benefits the company overall); how in the societies where woman
have achieved true equality and power, everything just seems to get better for
everyone; how to reduce the crime rate by ending the war on drugs and having a
humane prison system (our recidivism rate is as high as 80%; theirs is 20%);
how the economy bounces back faster and is safer when bankers are put in
prison; how students in countries without standardized tests and needless
homework perform better than our students (and that countries which have more arts
and music in their schools do better in math and science)… and
on and on and on. By the end of the movie, you’ll want to go live in one of
those countries. But instead, I’ll show you how we can make all of that happen
right here in the USA, right now.
So, what do you think? Can you be a
virtual ambassador for “Where To Invade Next”? I know you can’t go on “Good
Morning America” for me, but there are a few easy things you could do right now
from your computer or mobile device.
Here’s how you can help “Where To
Invade Next:”
- First,
go see it! Text some friends right now and say, “hey,
let’s go see this Friday night!” Commit now to go to a theater that’s
playing it this coming weekend. It’s opening in every major and mini-major
city in the country. If you live in a place the size of Binghamton, NY, or
Grand Rapids, MI, then they’re going to be playing “Where To Invade Next.”
The final list of theaters will be out later tomorrow, but here’s a
partial one for now (LINK).
- Right now, you can TWEET the following: “.@MMFlint’s 1st film in 6
years is coming out and he needs our help with #WhereToInvadeNext! Read
& RT!http://michaelmoore.com/WhereToInvadeNextArmy/“
- Right now, you can FACEBOOK the following: “Michael Moore’s 1st film in 6
years is coming out and he needs our help with #WhereToInvadeNext! Read
& Share! http://michaelmoore.com/WhereToInvadeNextArmy/“
- At the bottom of this letter is the hi-res
version of the film’s poster! Feel free to send it around, post it on
your social media, download it and print up some flyers, or use it
graphically any way that you want.
- Send the trailer to everyone on your contact
list: (https://youtube.com/watch?v=r4JJvfrkH3M)
Over the next few days I’ll send you
other things you can do, like organizing screening parties for this weekend,
sending me photos from your theater that I can post, and sharing with your
friends exclusive clips from the film which I’ll send you.
If a few thousand of you suddenly
became champions and ambassadors for “Where To Invade Next”, then maybe we can
pull this off. I certainly would be forever in your debt. Thanks for being
there for me.
All my best,
Michael
Michael
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